Here is more depressing news from my retirement account:
They don’t think I’m going to retire till I’m 67? Screw that. And holy crap 2045 sounds like a long time away.
But don’t worry, if I don’t touch my $400 bucks till then I’m all set:
By 2045 that $400 bucks will be $2000 bucks! Hot damn! And look – when I retire in 2045 I can expect to make $12 a month from that $2000. Man, my future looks bright.
I might want to start clipping coupons.
I think that’s the moral of the story.