We went to go pick out my upgrades for the new condo this morning.
I had a certain amount of money that the builder had given me to spend.
I was just under that number when I saw these:
Remote Control Blinds????!!!!
Oh. My. God.
I want them.
I asked the lady how much they are.
She thinks I’m high.
But she checks anyways.
They are like 3 grand for two windows.
I have considerably more than 2 windows in my condo.
Man do I want these things.
I’d use these a hell of a lot more than the damn stove, maybe I could trade?
My mother says I can’t have the blinds.
I say, "I’m going to be so broke from buying this condo that all I’m going to be able to do is actually sit in the condo, and that’s it. I need things like the remote control blinds to entertain me."
She points out that I can be entertained for far less money.
She might have a point:
For some reason the dog doesn’t have a May outfit.It’s one of life’s mysteries, really.
So mom and I started mismatching.
What we came up with is what looks like a retiree in Florida.
What that has to do with May, I do not know.
But guess what?I’m entertained by it.
So maybe mom has a point.
4 comments:
Loving Fido's duds, it's like "springtime in Florida", too funny! Especially the shades-too much-haha.
Damn you are funny, and I agree, the blinds are sweet. Devo
Is it really that much of a problem to pull a string to let the sun in? Very cool, but very pointless. Kind of like the people who put peanut butter and jelly in the same jar.
I can't believe you could not find a sombrero for the dog. poor fido..no mas celabración para cinco de mayo.
i think we should look for a shuffle board game for your Mom's dog!!!
As for the blinds... Cool! How Much?! Your Mom's right. :<
Perhaps some homeless guy would stand there and raise your blinds on command for a sandwhich or something.
Being a buzzkill myself, I totally understand why your mom is trying to steer you away from those crazy expensive blinds! Ya gotta love that dog though! I may go through your dog posts and print myself up a calendar...so funny and cute!
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