Some guys are throwing themselves through rings now. I’m not sure why, but they are very aerodynamic, these folks. They seem to float on air. Even when they fall to the ground they do so gently. Whenever I fall to the ground it’s always a lot less artistic. And I don’t bounce like they do. Maybe it’s the ab muscles.
Now they’re on swings. And throwing themselves through the air to land on some other guy’s shoulders. Perfectly. In leotards. With funky music playing.
Can Bravo get any gayer? I need to know. It is by far the gayest channel on TV. It’s great. I wonder if they are worried about the actual gay channel that is going to be launched soon. As long as they keep the leotards, I think they’ll be okay.