I haven’t gone to bed yet.
Cause I’m leaving for the entire weekend.
To go sit in nature.
And nature doesn’t have electrical outlets or DSL.
So I have to get a buttload of work done before I go.
But for that to happen my *&#$%@! computer needs to start cooperating with me. Stat.
My computer and I have been going through a rough patch the past couple days.
I think it is best that we are going to have a few days apart from one another.
Is it possible that Bill Gates has installed some sort of perception device in all computers?
And when it perceives that you really really need to get stuff done the computer takes that as its cue to blow the hell up?
Or just begin randomly throwing up error messages that no one without a phd in computer engineering could ever understand.
Or, my favorite, start moving at the speed of a processor from the 1970’s.
Cause all I have is time to sit here while the computer reevaluates its need to be of any use whatsoever.
Oh, I do so hope that I get to see at least 10 more of those progress bars come across my screen, mocking me with, “Yes, as a matter of fact I CAN go even slower.”
It’s a good possibility I may never come back from the nature.