Okay, here we go, here is the Holiday song to end all Holiday songs. If you can't hear it, well, consider yourself very very lucky. For additional entertainment I've included the Behind the Scenes outtakes as well (scroll down for that video). They show you a brief glimpse into the genius that is my creative process.
Oh and as always, I recommend pushing play then pushing pause and letting it load all the way before trying to watch it.
And you don't even have to wait for the DVD to see the outtakes.
Here are the words, so you can sing along at home:
I do ChrisKwanzikah, cause I wantika
Get lots of presents for me!
There’s Christmas and Hanukkah
Why not make it three?
So they made up, Merry Kwanzaa
For seven more days of fun
So get closer, gather round now
The fun has just begun!
Ba ba ba ba
BA BA BA!
But your yamikah on,
It’ll be so much fun
As we gather around the tree
Opening presents wrapped
In red or blue
And sing a little R&B
We’ll deck the hall
And eat Maza balls
And do a soul train in the snow
Three sistas throw a dradle at Claus
Sayin’ “Who you callin’ Ho Ho Ho?”
Ba ba ba ba
BA BA BA!
I do ChrisKwanzikah, cause I wantika
Hang bagels on my tree!
I love my stockings and my yamika
But it’s all about the bling bling.
So we made up, Merry Kwanzaa
Cause you know how we roll
So come out now, bring the reindeer
To our barmitzvah in the snow!
Ba ba ba ba
Black or Jew, Christian or you
You all have a place on our sleigh
Oprah’s drivin’, Diddy’s rhyming
Santa’s sayin’ “Oy Vey!”
Ba ba ba ba
BA BA BA BA!
I do ChrisKwanzikah, cause I wantika
Eat soul food with my lox
Light my menorah, drink my eggnog
And turn up the boombox.
And wish you happy holidays
And peace for you and me.
From your preacher
And your rabbi
And the NAACP!
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11 comments:
you've done what so many have tried and failed at.
you've left me speechless.
speechless with a couple of questions:
what were you on?
and may i get an alphabetized list?
I second Patricia
As a former writing partner, I now know what I'm missing, that I could've been a part of such a... biiig mooovement
Such polarity. Not a mere week ago, you were complaining incessantly about Christmas and Christamas music. Now, you've become part of the machine. AH, the Irony.
I've been reading your blog for a few months now but have never left a comment.
HOWEVER, for this I comment.
That was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time!!!!
You are too funny! This could become an international hit! Send it to all the myspace people that you know!
Okay, it's official. You are the funniest person I have (n)ever met!!! I loved the outtakes!!
A Merry ChirKwanziKah to you too!!
Um...well...shoot.
Now where the heck do I get wrapping paper for that?!
You didn't introduce your co-star...
HAHAHAHAHA - I'm with Lynn - I read your blog and this is the first time I feel the need to post
what's up with the baby in your hand - I think it probably has shaken baby syndrome now
you are out of control and I love it
uh, the baby is OBVIOUSLY baby jesus.
don't you people read the bible?
niether do I, but I've seen the movie.
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