Yesterday, during my homelessness I went to use a bathroom at Rite Aide. And this is the sign that was outside the door of the bathroom:
Huh? I looked all around for some sort of security camera, but there wasn’t one. As I was sitting there spinning around looking at the ceiling a young girl came up with a bathroom key in her hand - because apparently an 8 year old knows to ask for a key and I just stand staring at that ceiling hoping that it will magically open the door. Did I mention I’m still on pain meds?
I really have nothing more to report. I signed about 8483 papers yesterday that officially made me house poor. It is a very exciting time, in a very not exciting way.
5 comments:
i'da peed my pants just seeing that sign, much less waiting around to figure it out. but then, i'm currently living with a young bitch who pees on the floor at will so i'm probably not at my rational best right now.
That sign is such a crackup. Today I saw one at the snack bar at the soup station. It said , "Restaurant quality soup".
I've eaten in a lot of bad restaurants so that's not saying much, lol.
See, it's signs like that that would make me hold my water for way longer than I had to. I wouldn't know what to do either. Maybe they should just bring back pay toilets.
That is the best sign. I had a vision of you in the bathroom looking around for a camera to ask for help.
At least you still see the funny in life.
Congrats on the new pad, and welcome to the mean streets of Natomas.
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