This is all I have in my possession at this time. My clothes, my computer and my Mountain Dew. This is all I need. Which is good, because it is all I have. I have no home. Because the people I was buying my home from are morons. And that is about all the detail I care to give at this time. If I were to give any more detail I may get worked up enough to go on that shooting spree I've been looking into this week.Thank god for the pain meds I have, they are making me high and therefore much calmer than I really should be.
6 comments:
Ooh...Mountain Dew. I haven't had that in years. Have you seen the mini dew cans in the stores? I was thinking about picking some up just because they look cool. I couldn't say cute because that's a girl thing. ;)
Hey take your stuff, throw it in your car and come to LA for a much needed getaway from stupid moron people.
All the Chin Chin and Mountain Dew you can ingest and so much more!
I'm sorry! I hope this all works out in some freakishly magical "thank god" kind of way. Really I do.
Oh Dawn, I'm sorry your first home buying experience is less than perfect. I do hope whatever is wrong works itself out soon. Tell us all about it when you can. Try not to kill anyone!
woman, get yourself some chocolate. large amounts. the essentials during a crisis absolutely require it.
may the morons get theirs. in triplicate.
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