Thursday, May 12, 2005

Eye of the Tiger

Okay, so The Runaway Bride is on the cover of People magazine. Why? Just cause the magazine is called “People” doesn’t mean you have to put ALL people on the cover. How ‘bout we stick to the pretty people? Their photos are never as scary as the Runaway Bride’s. Have you seen the pictures of this lady? One flip through her photo album and I could have told you she was cookoo for cocoa puffs. Look at the eyes. It’s all about the eyes. When you can see white around the ENTIRE eye, you should probably get off your knee and put the diamond ring back in your pocket. Cause it’s never a good idea to marry a woman who is already crazy. That takes all the fun out of a long marriage.

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