Saturday, May 28, 2005

Life Plan

I just got home from work. It’s 12:30 a.m. on a Friday night. Or Saturday morning, I guess. Today I went from being so hot that I was sticking my arms in a bucket of ice, to being so cold that I put a coroner costume on to stay warm. (FYI, coroners are very warm. And they have plenty of pockets, for body parts and stuff probably. Or in my case, plenty of pockets for Chips Ahoy cookies and Amp Energy Drinks.)

I worked 75 hours this week.

I missed Rob and Amber’s wedding on CBS.

And the season finale of LOST.

At one point I uttered the words, “Today I got to sleep in until 7 a.m.” Sleep in. Till 7 a.m.

My life plan seems to have gone dangerously off-course.

I am going to sleep now. I am taking out my hearing aides and if anyone attempts to wake me within the next 14 hours I will hack them to bits with the ax I stole from props.

Peace out.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you hack someone to bits, don't forget to stuff their body parts in your coroner pockets!

YOU MISSED "LOST"?! Holy buckets of lead woman. It was very good and suspense filled. Of course it was an awesome cliffhanger. I had to call people and say "Can you believe what just happened?"

Sorry to hear you are tired, but then again I am not. You seemed drawn to this schedule, so I must assume that in some way you are having a good time and will undoubtedly share juicy tidbits with the rest of us. Tired for you...good stories for us.

To Bad you are asleep, as today was my birthday. I would have shared a piece of cake with you.

Oh and "Happy UnBirthday to You"!

Anonymous said...

Lost was ** 1/2 out of ****

I have a tape.

Email if you need one.